This Year’s Razzie Noms…


The Golden Raspberry Awards, better known as ‘Razzies’, doesn’t applaud the achievements of those in the acting/film making business, but instead points and laughs to those who are truly an embarrassment to film.  I agree with every nomination on the list, but one.  That one movie that deserves better is, of course, Sylvester Stallone and by far one of the manliest movies ever made, Rambo.

The 29th Annual Razzie Awards will award the ‘winners’ on Saturday, February 21st, 2009 at the Barnsdall Gallery Theatre in Hollywood.  Hopefully this year, the Razzie awards will convince Uwe Boll to stay the hell away from the camera and ‘directors’ chair.

Worst Picture:
Speed Racer
r Movie
Meet the Spartans
The Day the Earth Stood Still
High School Musical 3
The Hottie & The Nottie
Dungeon Siege
The Love Guru
The Happening
Meet Dave
Witless Protection

Worst Actor:

Zac Efron – High School Musical 3
Dane Cook – My Best Friend’s Girl
Larry the Cable Guy – Witless Protection
Eddie Murphy – Meet Dave
Al Pacino – Righteous Kill
Keanu Reeves The Day the Earth Stood Still
Sylvester Stallone Rambo
Tom Cruise – Valkyrie
Will Ferrell Semi-Pro
Ashton Kutcher – What Happened in Vegas
Mike Myers The Love Guru
Adam Sandler – You Don’t Mess with the Zohan
Mark Wahlberg – The Happening

Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton The Hottie & The Nottie
Jessica Alba The Love Guru
The entire cast – The Women
Camilla Belle 10,000 BC
Cameron Diaz – What Happened in Vegas
Kate Hudson – My Best Friend’s Girl
Diane Keaton Mad Money
Jennifer Connelly  The Day the Earth Stood Still
Zooey Deschanel The Happening
Vanessa Hudgens High School Musical 3
Eva Longoria-Parker Over Her Dead Body
Reese Witherspoon Four Christmases

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll Dungeon Siege
Scott Derrickson – The Day the Earth Stood Still
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Disaster Movie / Meet the Spartans
Tom Putnam The Hottie & The Nottie
Marco Schnabel The Love Guru
Sylvester Stallone Rambo
Jon Avnet – Righteous Kill
Diane English The Women
Roland Emmerich 10,000 BC
Brian Robbins Meet Dave
Kenny Ortega High School Musical 3
M. Night Shyamalan – The Happening


2 Responses to “This Year’s Razzie Noms…”

  1. Love Guru was such a bad film!

  2. That’s what I hear. I happened to watch a few minutes of Dungeon Siege on Showtime a couple months ago, and it could seriously pass as a comedy. Uwe Boll’s ‘video-game’ movies are truly the laughing stock of the film making world.

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